i love him so much… look at that face. it makes me feel all tingly inside. that video was the most amazing thing i have ever seen. he can definitely be the only man to ever put his penis in my pants. his penis is the only penis i would ever want near my pants. he’s so sexy. that video made me unbelievably soaked. god. i love macklemore.
just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing
*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor
play flatline at my funeral please and i will be the happiest dead person alive